About us

What the heck is all this?

Wow oh wow do we ask ourselves the same thing everyday. Where's it all going? What is the purpose of it all? Who is going to do the dishes? These are questions. 

Want to know more about us? Well keep reading ya goof. 

We are a conglomerate which executes high value deals on the weekly and the daily. You know? Like that movie 'Wall Street'. Not the sequel, 'Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps', starring Shia LaBeouf. No, we're like the company in the original 'Wall Street' movie. The company that Gordon Gekko ran when he said all that cool stuff. Yeah, we're pretty much just like that company Gordon Gekko ran.
Well, we make funny t-shirts and media.

But other than that we are just like the company Gordon Gecko ran in the movie 'Wall Street'.... again, NOT the sequel, 'Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps' starring Shia LaBeouf. We're nothing like that company. It's not even close.

Sincerely, 

- The Big Cheese(s)